Olympic Spandex takes over Twitter

Maybe "takes over" is a bit much, but we've finally caught up with the times and made our official debut on Twitter moments ago. Be sure to follow us @olympicspandex for up to the minute reactions to all the spandex summer will soon spring upon us.


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